Nick Cannon has disclosed that he has taken out a $10 million insurance policy on his testicles. He determined the value based on “size, favorite features, and bedroom maneuvers” using Dr. Squatch’s Ball Valuation Tool.
“Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids,” Cannon, 43, said of his decision.
“Shoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling!”
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Cannon has been awarded the title of “Most Valuable Balls” by Dr. Squatch after taking out the new insurance policy on his testicles. The “All That” alum remains open to having more children in the future.
“I’m chilling right now. There’s no plans on the horizon as of yet,” Cannon told People in a January interview. “It’s so funny, everybody’s always trying to get me to have more kids. It’s like, 12 ain’t enough?”
Cannon, who co-parents 12 children with six women including Mariah Carey, Brittany Bell, Abby De La Rosa, Bre Tiesi, LaNisha Cole and Alyssa Scott, is open to having a 13th child, calling it a “lucky number.”
Despite his enthusiasm for his large family, Cannon admits it wasn’t part of his younger self’s plan.
“As much as I was open to every single child that I have, I can’t say the majority of them were planned,” Cannon explained on The Language of Love with Dr. Laura Berman last year. “If you would have told me in 2012 when I was still married and just diagnosed with Lupus that 10 years from now, that I would have 12 children, I’d be like there is no way in the world that I would ever plan that or that would happen.”
